emises:

do I regret what i’ve done?
not at all.

emises:

do I regret what i’ve done?

not at all.

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#TEARS 

vintagedolls:

"Move aside, peasants. Royalty coming through."

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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#ben 
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD
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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

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(Source: supergengi)

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#ben 

(Source: scolipede)

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#im here 

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

(Source: forf0xsake)

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#mvm team 

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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(Source: yeagaharchive)

pattsan:

gator jam in horror realizing his arms are too short to eat the sandwich

pattsan:

gator jam in horror realizing his arms are too short to eat the sandwich

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#everytime #me 

toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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#mvm team 

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

(Source: thehausucat)

3 days ago · 77,801 notes · Reblog
#ben